Mentally disoriented-Divergent-Beatlemaniac.
I like to read ....(I think my favorite book is One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez)


¿Is assumed that this is a description?
I'm from Paraguay, and I love my country, bitches. (?

 

onlineweirdo:

Day 12 - Your favorite funny scene
-Chelle estoy embarazada!
-Embarazada? WHAT? What does fucking embarazada mean?

onlineweirdo:

Day 12 - Your favorite funny scene

-Chelle estoy embarazada!

-Embarazada? WHAT? What does fucking embarazada mean?

superwholockedkilljoyonmars:

john-watsons-bushy-moustache:

raganiazumi:

shigeako:

andrew-hissie-beautiful-majestic:

wishidroveatardis:

10000steps:


• If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

The last one…wow!

as a man I am terrified

as a child i am terrified

as a woman I am terrified

as a human I’m terrified

As a lizard woman from the dawn of time, I am terrified.

I understood that reference

superwholockedkilljoyonmars:

john-watsons-bushy-moustache:

raganiazumi:

shigeako:

andrew-hissie-beautiful-majestic:

wishidroveatardis:

10000steps:

• If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

The last one…wow!

as a man I am terrified

as a child i am terrified

as a woman I am terrified

as a human I’m terrified

As a lizard woman from the dawn of time, I am terrified.

I understood that reference

(Source: bitchalacarte)

fishingboatproceeds:

I actually think we believe this as a culture. (Tom is a great character—by far the best on the show in my opinion—because he is so representatively American, simultaneously obsessed with entrepreneurialism and romantic love and leisure.)

Anyway I am fascinated with our intense nonrational relationship to consumer goods. Like, I almost cried recently when a 15-year-old plastic spatula broke. Sarah had that spatula before we even started dating. We’d used that spatula the first time we cooked together! That spatula was supposed to last forever but then it abandoned us.

And that, I’m afraid, is the true way of things, Tom. Like us, they are here for only a little while. Unlike us, when they stop working we cannot bequeath them to the dirt to help grow the grass we love or whatever. And there’s the rub.

(Source: fifthharmony)

"Well I can’t leave Mags behind," says Finnick. "She’s one of the few people who actually likes me." - Page 273.

(Source: mockingjayupdates)

My children, who don’t know they play on a graveyard. 
Peeta says it will be okay. We have each other. And the book. We can make them understand in a way that will make them braver.

(Source: unicorn-feelings)

teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.

me:

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me: tastybitch69@aol.com